arkhams:

margaritina:

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK THEM ON THE SPOT

(blushes furiously) (picks up cards) (looks through them desperately) i um…dont have a card for…this situation….


elexuscal:

creativefangirlurl:

no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

This movie was generally pretty forgettable, but this particular scene is so badass and awesome and feminist that it justifies the movie’s entire existence in my eyes.

(Source: waltdisneysdaily)


madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”




cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

(Source: defeated)


calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.


shouldhavebeenfictional:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

GUYS, GUYS NO

shouldhavebeenfictional:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

GUYS, GUYS NO

(Source: blazepress)


Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

boylovelies:

rawrlsy:

sometimes, i forget how wide makoto is

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his shoulders are literally two nagisas

Can this be a thing? Where we start measuring people by Nagisa units? 

"I’m about 1.5 nagisas big."



zecretary:

Ellen Page is so brave. Can you imagine being a gay woman and pretending you’re attracted to Michael Cera


wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(Source: jewishsanta)


interviewed:

tescosfinest:

someone grab my butt right now or im calling the cops

ur gonna have to call the fire department bc that ass is on fire