taggedrne:

when the bae asks u to make him a sandwich image

SWEET JESUS Y’ALL NEED TO PRAY A LIL


Unhappily Ever After by Jeff Hong

please…no..ibeg u..

(Source: versaceslut)


thedavesofourlives:

shout out to chat windows on video player sites for being perpetually stuck in 2008

thedavesofourlives:

shout out to chat windows on video player sites for being perpetually stuck in 2008


willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy


why the fuck am i crying
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional  (via dicapriho)

(Source: tommypickles)


huffingtonpost:

It was a moment Anthony Carbajal will never forget: standing on the stage of one of TV’s most popular talk shows, fighting for a cause that touches him and his family profoundly. All while his mom looked proudly on.

Watch Anthony and Ellen do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and see the full interview here.


shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

WELL HAHA OVER HERE IN CENTRAL EUROPE ONE HAS TO WAKE UP AT 6:AM MINIMUM TO MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME HAHAHAHHA. (:


naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.


joeyokosuka:

pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

i honestly didn’t know what this was referring to so i just assumed that tumblr was filled with a community of disgruntled fishers smh

(Source: sageruto)


Yes, girl

(Source: istillgotmymoney)


andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 


n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar)


thesassylorax:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME

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This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.


akfangirlindisguise:

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

image

THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.

yamatoesies:

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE IS HE GETTING A BLOWJOB WHAT IS HAPPENING

yamatoesies:

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE IS HE GETTING A BLOWJOB WHAT IS HAPPENING

(Source: lavakage)